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The Iron Skeptic - Issac's Hoax Issac's Hoax: A Sad Story Photo provided by 'Issac.' Either a cry for help or a cry of madness. When I saw a post on The Myspace about 'Awesome new UFO pictures!' I knew that I was doomed to have a look. Little did I know that it would be the firstt tiny step on a long road of confusion (mine) and depression (that of a guy named Issac).

On the other hand, this is the longest article I've yet written. I still don't think that compensates me for the mental anguish of sorting through this mess. These photos were supposedly taken by a fellow named Chad, who claims he saw the object one night, and then some time later returned with a camera and, lo and behold, the object was still there. With great prudence, he forwarded all of the photos and his story to Coast to Coast AM, a sort of internet radio variety show. Kanye West Graduation 320 Kbps here. I’d heard about this show from Angry Joe at work: sometimes they have absolute lunatics on, and sometimes distinguished scientists of the highest caliber.

Chad added the ominous note that his wife, who is a month pregnant, is now getting headaches. Some of Chad's photos at 1/4 size. Click on images for full size photos. Notice how sharp most are. The first batch of photos show a sleek, lightweight thing that, to me, looks like a fruit juicer’s skeleton. The underside of the point wing-things have writing on them that, in Chad’s pictures, are clear.

If it were English, Arabic, or Cyrillic, I’d be able to at least sound out the words. Sadly, it’s not: the font is some weird, sleek space age stuff that will shortly be the source of great entertainment (keep reading. Blackstreet No Diggity The Very Best Of Blackstreet there. ) There’s something weird about the picture: as soon as I saw it, my first reaction was that the ship must have been added in as a CGI object. It’s hard to put my finger on, but it just looks too sharp. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who felt that way: on various message boards, thousands of posts claimed that clearly the ship was added with one CGI program or another, that there was too much backlighting, or too much frontlighting, so on and so forth. Every self-proclaimed CGI expert on the internet was out and about without pants, swinging around their unit and claiming it was the biggest. Over time, though, the CGI/not CGI debate died down. People that thought it was a hoax eventually got tired and left, leaving an internet residue of true believers who, somehow, came to the conclusion that the devices were ‘drones’ here to observe the earth.

A handful more people on the west coast came forward with their own photos. The first was Ty B., who claimed that he was out mountain biking and, for some reason, had brought a camera with which he took some quick photos when a ‘drone’ appeared instantly out of the clear blue sky.

But his craft was different: bigger, bulkier, with more doodads on the side. There’s nothing remarkable about his story, other than that he claims to have listened to Coast to Coast AM for many years, and to be a great fan. Two of Ty B.' S Photos at 1/4 size. Click images for full size photos.

Notice increasing complexity of 'craft.' Then came Stephen, supposedly a photography student who was out taking pictures of some flowers when a spaceship from beyond the moon suddenly appeared before him. He snapped a few quick pictures, and it seems that he posted them to a listserv for photographers; a freelance wedding photographer named Jenna saw them and forwarded them, again, to Coast to Coast AM. Stephen’s email is written in the style of a teenage girl’s text messages, a style I like to call TXTOMFGBBQ. Last but not least, some of Jenna/Stephen's photos at 1/16th size. Click images for full size photos.

That’s more or less the end of the photographic evidence. Everyone describes the movement of the ‘drones’ as being mechanical, sort of like an insect. The craft, silent, would just float lazily along, and then suddenly dart somewhere else, and then repeat. It would appear instantly and disappear just as suddenly. It wasn’t just the size and shape of the thing that changed, though; the pictures were now different. Instead of the ultra-clear, ultra-sharp quality that characterized most of Chad’s photographs, the drones were now for the most part farther away, fuzzier, and less sharp.

If this were where the story ended, I’d pull my usual shtick, lamenting the lack of verifiable physical evidence, calling into question the trustworthiness of the witnesses, and probably expounding on my initial gut reaction, that the ships were CGI additions to otherwise lovely scenic photographs. But this fairly straightforward story of spaceship sightings took an extraordinary turn for the ridiculous with the emergence of Issac.